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Arlo and Janis
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- Published on Friday, 03 October 2008 01:12
- Written by Matt Neimeyer
Arlo and Janis are your typical happily married couple with a son and a cat. Not much to say about this one, but they do offer some fun insights.
The other night I was depressed and tried to call the suicide hotline, but accidentally dialed the Butterball Turkey hotline instead. Oddly enough, their advice worked anyway.
Turns out all your other problems fall into perspective when you have an ass full of Stovetop Stuffing.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?'
Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
Charles M. Schulz